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A letter to Bush and all Fundamentalists.
Dear President Bush;
>
>Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
>learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and
>support
>a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said "in the
>eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that
>knowledge with
>as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
>lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
>states it to be an
>abomination... End of debate.
>
>I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of
>God's Laws and how to follow them.
>
>1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,
>provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
>claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I
>own Canadians?
>
>2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
>21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for
>her? (I'm pretty sure she's a virgin).
>
>3. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
>pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They
>claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
>
>4. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2.
>clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
>him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? How can I help you here?
>
>5. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
>abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
>don't agree. Can you settle this? Aren't there 'degrees' of abomination?
>
>6. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
>defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
>vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
>
>7. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
>around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
>19:27. How should they die?
>
>8. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
>unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
>
>9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different
>crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
>different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
>and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble
>of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't
>we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with
>people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
>
>I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
>considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.
>
>Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
>unchanging. It must be really great to be on such close terms with God
>and his son, ... even better than you and your own Dad, eh?
Posted by alexdaponte0
at 4:35 PM EST